Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so depraved that it shatters expectations. This dump is a sanctuary for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund an insidious hangout of paedophile’s.
This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His digital façade scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Still living at home is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, her demeanor as lifeless as a check here wet rag. She seems complicit in standing idly by while doling out drinks and coaxing vulnerable browse women. It’s a destructive partnership that has fostered an environment so toxic, it makes one ponder their sanity for even approaching this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently filthy, with garbage and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the filth that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their exploitative behavior or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you care for your wellbeing, stay far away this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning an evening out, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go another bar.
If you want to experience the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!